Weddings have a lot going on. On top of the dress, suit, flowers, venue, photographer, food, and drinks we're supposed to make a registry full of things we need to start our lives together. Then you're tasked with going to a busy store and trying to find that one specific wine carafe that should be with all the other carafes but definitely isn't and you asked Susan to "check the back" so she went out for a smoke and now you've been in The Bay for 37 minutes making absolutely no headway and you hate your life.

We get it.

We're almost 30. We don't need more stuff. We have stuff. Good stuff. The best stuff.

The only thing we want is a honeymoon. You can help us with that from the comfort of home and you don't even have to be wearing pants. 2017 is the best.