We know it’s not traditional

It’s not the way it’s done

But instead of a wedding list

We’d like a bit of fun.

Please do not think of us as rude

Please do not take offence

We do not want to upset you

That’s not the way it’s meant.

We’ve lived together for a bit

And all the bills are paid

We’ve got our plates, our pots and pans

Our plans have all been made.

So if you’d like to give a gift

To help us celebrate

Some money for a honeymoon

We would appreciate!