(Please note: If you have no sense of humor, feel free to skip this and head right down to our registry fund info! If you're ready for a laugh, please read our incredibly hilarious and well-crafted story below...and then check out our registry fund info!)

Hope you all are doing well and staying healthy!

Wow! Life goals seem to have grown much simpler in the past few years, huh? Despite the uncertain future, Justin decided to propose last November, during a weekend getaway to New Orleans, and Kayne said “Yes.” But you probably knew that already.

You probably also know that since Kayne and Justin were involved, it didn’t quite go as planned…

Justin’s goal was to pop the question sometime that Saturday while the couple was adventuring around the Big Easy. But, and we know this will surprise you, Kayne had enjoyed herself a little too much the previous night. Mid-morning on the big day, with a gorgeous engagement ring semi-securely tucked into his pants pocket, Justin nervously led Kayne toward the riverfront overlooking the steamboats. It was then, while sitting on a bench on that perfect fall day, Kayne announced that if she didn't have a beer and an ice cream cone within the next hour, she simply wasn't going to make it through her hangover.

At that moment, Justin, bless his heart, knew this wasn't the day for such an important and special occasion.

The ring stayed in his pocket and a great time was had by both. And, luckily for Justin, Kayne finally stopped complaining towards the end of the day.

Undaunted, Justin finally asked Kayne to marry him that Sunday, while getting ready to head back home to Baton Rouge. She accepted his proposal along with the ring she had specifically picked out…because she cannot let anything be left to chance or surprise.

Which explains the next bit. The idea of planning and re-planning and possibly rescheduling a traditional, big wedding during these times of uncertainty is more than Kayne’s 'in charge' little heart can bear. Once married, they will (over) share all of the photos, videos, and stories from the big weekend!

Kayne and Justin will return to the scene of the epic hangover and proposal and will elope to New Orleans on September 23rd of 2022...which happens to also be Kayne's birthday. They are SO EXCITED and Justin has expressed how lucky he is to not only be marrying Kayne, but to have to remember only one really important date going forward.

Justin and Kayne will be taking a relaxing honeymoon to Jamaica early next year. Get ready to see if Justin has a hidden talent of playing the steel drums or if Kayne has what it takes to become a professional kite surfer!

So, since they aren’t treating you to dainty hors d'oeuvres, free-flowing booze, or awkward speeches, PLEASE do not send gifts. They already have pretty much two of everything in their home and, quite frankly, could stand to get rid of some stuff.

Kayne and Justin have the wedding and honeymoon covered, however, if you are so moved with emotion at this beautiful love story or are over the moon you don’t have to change out of sweatpants or travel to attend a wedding, we do have an option for you. Kayne and Justin have set up a Home Improvement fund that will go towards the multiple projects they have lined up for their home.

Donations of any size would be very much appreciated, but they mostly ask for your well wishes as they embark on this exciting next stage of their lives!

Laissez Les Bons Temps Rouler!