A lot of people have been asking for our registry and we never know how to respond. So, we went ahead a wrote a poem set to Dr. Seuss's "I Wish That I Had Duck Feet"

We wish that we had money

And we can tell you why

We have furnished our apartment

No more things we need to buy

We wish that we had money

All the traveling we would do

The long distance flights to Chile

And the short ones to Chicago too

We wish that we had Euros

We’d fly far across the pond

Trips to Ireland and Sweden

Then Greece and Italy and beyond

We wish that we had Pesos

To Caribbean islands we would go

We’d head to South America

Then to a wedding in Cabo

When I read this to my father

He said that “‘Money’ might be crass”

So we thought long and hard about that comment

And decided “let's go with ‘cash’”

To be clear, no gifts are required

Because that is not why you’re invited

We will drink and dance and laugh

You better be excited!