Hello friends and family,

The eight stars of the Dragon Kings have aligned, the Silver Warrior has been slain, and the Forest Jewel has been returned; which means we can finally get married!

The ancient blood ritual we’ll undergo is rather intricate and soul warping, so it’ll be an elopement for anyone wondering where their invite went. That being said, blood rituals have optional tributes so we made this Honeyfund.

We're lucky to already have a hellhound guarded lair full of everything we need, so please enjoy browsing this wish list where you can contribute to our dream honeymoon that we’ll take early next year!

Thank you for all being an amazing support system for us!

“Goonies never say die.”

-Old Goonie proverb