Hello friends and family!

We have decided to elope! While a big fancy wedding would be lovely, our financial goals are elsewhere -- we want a house and babies (and ducks - Kelli wants ducks and for whatever reason, for now, Vaughn is letting her run with this fantasy.)

We have also decided to forgo the traditional registry of household items because, tbh, we're in our mid-30s and we already have just about anything we want/need.

And so, because many of you have said to us, "WHERE ARE YOU REGISTERED WE WANT TO BUY YOU THINGS," here we are. While buying our love isn't necessary, we're also not going to look a gift horse in the mouth (where the heck does that phrase even come from???). ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

So, in conclusion, we want babies and ducks and a house to put them in and this is your chance to help us make those dreams come true.

(To clarify, we will put the babies in the house, not the ducks. But maybe the ducks sometimes, who knows.)

Love to you all,

Kelli and Vaughn