We know it's not traditional,

It's not the way it's done,

Instead of a wedding list,

We'd like a bit of sun.

We've lived together quite a while,

And all the bills are paid.

We've got our plates, our pots and pans

Our plans have all been made.

So if you'd like to give a gift

To help us celebrate

Something towards our "honeyfund"

We would appreciate!

• JW Marriott Marco Island Beach Resort