Hello!

You've made it to our honeymoon fund. As you will see, nothing is planned yet, it's all vague and there's something like 571 gifts that total $25,000. We're not taking a $25,000 honeymoon, for goodness sake.

But! If you feel like funding a vague honeymoon thing, this is the place! Thank you so much for wanting to give us money.

If you decide to send us good vibes instead, that's also cool. Thank you so much for those good vibes.

Sincerely,

Patricia (and Matt too, though he hasn't seen this message.)