Hello everyone!

In these apocalyptic times Jess and I weren't sure how we would even go about planning a wedding that wouldn't be totally derailed by any number of things going on, so after pushing back our plans a few times we finally decided that it made more sense to just get married and do the reception and honeymoon later.

We got married on 07/07/2020 at the illustrious JeffCo Government Building in tropical Golden, Colorado. We were joined by absolutely no one due to 'Rona restrictions. Afterwards Forrest and Amanda signed our "marriage license" which was actually just a signup sheet for magazine subscriptions.

We're fortunate to already have all the things we need at home, so we are using Honeyfund instead of a traditional registry to set aside some money to build a moat and prepare for the post-apocalyptic future.

Please don't feel obligated to donate anything, we understand everything is crazy right now, but do feel obligated to sign the guestbook because I said so!