Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba!

Hello friends, family, and people we are only inviting to make jealous. Many of you said this day would never come. Many are still saying, we'll believe it when we see it. But we swear this is happening. And we can't wait for you to witness a wedding that had the same odds of happening as a shark attack.

We're lucky to be old and already have a home full of crap we never use. And we truly expect nothing other than you're presence. But if you were so inclined to give us a gift, why not put some money towards helping us survive a honeymoon in Africa. Just the cost of sedating Laura to get her to leave LA for nine days is kind of a bank buster.

So, thanks for visiting and we can't wait to see you on our big day!