For a few years now we have lived in sin.

We have a toaster,

a kettle, and a stainless steel bin.

Saucepans and towels; we have many.

Corkscrews and flannels; we don't need any.

We just want you with us

to celebrate our day.

If you are thinking of giving us a gift

to help us on our way,

a gift of cash towards our home

would really make our day.

Please don't go overboard, or rob any banks!

Anything you give us will make us smile with thanks.