To our Friends and Family,

We know it’s traditional to write a list

But in this case, there is a slight twist

Our home is complete with the usual stuff

And the things that we have are splendid enough

Our dream is to honeymoon in a foreign land

And walk along the beach hand in hand

We hope you don’t think of us as being rude

And that our request is not misconstrued

But a contribution to our honeymoon pot

Would be appreciated such a lot

But the most important thing to say

Is that you are there to celebrate our day!