After 9 years together, we’re trying the knot

And to have you there with us; we’ve hit the jackpot!

With that said, no ribbon or wrap is required

Just enjoy making merry and depart with feet truly tired!

But if you really do still insist,

and feel that without bestowing a gift, something is amiss.

Please do pop a pound or two in our honey fund

As our bank balance now is less than rotund!

And that way you will set us on our way on our journey of married life,

As we stride hand in hand, as husband and wife