Please don't buy us a present. SERIOUSLY, your presence is present enough. We are so excited to have you joining us. So you can genuinely turn around now without judgment or recrimination.

Oh. You're still here? Well, if you absolutely insist, you are welcome to contribute to our honeymoon fund or to our Kitchen Aid mixer with sausage-making attachment.

But we totally love you regardless of what you do right now.

Love,

John and Heather

P.S. Please don't book a hotel using the link below. Y'all are staying at Joyful Journey with us. We just can't seem to get the dang thing deleted. Thanks.