Dearest Friends and Family,

Your presence at our wedding is the greatest gift that we could ask for, it is something that we deeply appreciate in our hearts, and we are so thrilled that we will celebrate this happy occasion with you.

Since we are already slightly senile, we don’t remember if there are any household items that we might be missing; but since we are old and decrepit, we think we have all the household essentials. However, we have never seen elephants and giraffes while walking outside, neither have we seen icebergs and the northern lights, and at least one of these is in our plans for the near future.

We hope you find this registry as a way to help us make our perfect honeymoon come true.

While we have taken many exciting trips together, we are very much looking forward to our first real adventure as husband and wife. It is because of the lifetime memories we will gain from this trip that we finally settled on a honeymoon registry.

We greatly appreciate and will fondly remember these gifts for years to come. The memories from this trip will last a lot longer than a new set of wine glasses, especially at the breakage rate caused by or shaky hands.

We'll do our best to document our honeymoon and include some fantastic photos, such as selfies with elephants and giraffes, or on the top of icebergs, in your much-deserved thank you note.