Welcome! I'm assuming you know Katie or I (Nick). If you do, we hope that you will help us pay for our honeymoon in lieu of giving us a gift. If you don't, feel free to give us money anyway, we're nice people! If you need help using a computer, feel free to give me (Nick) cash and don't bother telling Katie, I'll tell her. You can trust me.

We love you (or like you?) and thank you so much in advance for helping us celebrate our union as a legally married couple of human persons.