Alas! Friends and family, in sin we've been living,

And if you're not yet sure what you plan on giving,

We have dozens of towels and a toaster or two,

Plenty of cutlery and glassware too.

Some memories to last for ever,

Is what these newlyweds will truly treasure.

We dream of visting faraway lands,

So come to you all, begging bowl in hand!

The gift we require needs no wrapping or tags,

But we hope it will help us to pack our bags,

And fly away on our first trip together,

A honeymoon to remember forever.