Hello friends and family,

Cat here. It’s no secret that we haven’t done any of this the traditional way. Instead of a honeymoon, we’re taking a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to visit New York where I can meet Kait’s family, celebrate our wedding with folks who can’t attend in person, and see a city I’ve dreamt about my entire life. (Also, there is a slim chance I will get to meet singer Mary Lambert, my bipolar fat femme goddess inspiration and hopefully future best friend.)

Since Kait’s family is in upstate New York, attending our wedding is difficult for them. Kait hasn’t seen them in about four years, due to finances and our car being... old. And kind of terrible.

We are asking all of you beautiful weirdos who would like to give us a gift to help us make this trip a reality.

All funds will pay for a car rental, food, gas, tolls, bus fare, and maybe a keychain, as well as dogsitting for our very high maintenance special needs dog Fenrir and his very chill and sweet little brother Thor.

I want to thank everyone for reading this and for being a part of our weird little family.

#HouseOfCarnes adventures begin now.