Our Honeymoon Wish

We've lived together quite a while,

With all our pots and pans,

And as we don't need homely gifts,

We've got another plan!

We know it's not traditional,

And not the way it's done,

But rather than a wedding list,

We'd love a bit of sun.

So if you'd like to give a gift,

And send us on our way,

A donation to our honeymoon,

Would really make our day.

Thanks for helping us make this trade,

Hopefully sand for dirt,

Very soon we will be,

#HappilyEverHurt.