Our love has grown under one roof for years,

And we've got home supplies truly up to our ears.

One dream we have is to upgrade our "home,"

So we're trying to purchase one of our own.

The thing is, in beautiful, sunny So Cal,

Is that housing prices are like... holy cow.

So if you were thinking of helping us on our way,

A gift towards our house, would make our day.

If it doesn't offend and it won't send you running,

What we would really appreciate is quite simply, money.

We'd love you to visit, see the kitchen and floors,

So you can all pick out a guest room that "yours."

No hassle with toasters, no blenders, or fuss,

We couldn't be more grateful. Now, come celebrate with us!