Hello dearest friends and family,

We are sending out this invitation,

In hope you will join a celebration,

But if a gift is your intention,

May we take this opportunity to mention,

We have already got a kettle and toaster,

Crockery dinner mats and matching coasters.

So rather than something we’ve already got,

We would appreciate money for our honeymoon pot.

But more importantly to request,

That you come to our wedding as our guest.