Dear loved ones,

We are so deeply honored you will share in our most important team building exercise. While consolidating assets, Nichole ADVISED me to divest in historical pieces from around the house. Council has informed me that we have all the home goods we need from our recent merger. We would deeply appreciate contributions for the modernization of our 1920 farm home.

Love,

Brian and Nichole

P.S. Turns out Elementary School pottery and paintball guns are not historic

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