We’ve lived together now for quite some time

And have no need of household wares,

Honestly we’re fine!

We know it’s not traditional,

But we do wonder whether,

Instead of homely gifts you’ll give us tanning weather!

So if you want to gift us something on our wedding day,

A donation to our Honeymoon is the perfect way!

But most importantly,

We request you say,

That you will be a treasured guest,

Present on our marriage day.