DISNEYLAND PARIS!

Hello family,

As soon as we are able, we want to go on a 'minimoon' to Disneyland Paris to see if Ellen REALLY has motion sickness or is just putting it on for attention.

We plan on taking the Eurostar and staying for five days in Paris' equivalent of Centre Parks - "Le Parc Central". Joke. It's called Villages Nature® Paris. That's right, they've registered the trademark. It's well swank.

They have a farm and a water park - ideal for families with children. But they'll have to move out the way when we arrive.

Disneyland is also for children.

Anyhoo, you don't have to give us a penny. But if you wanted to we have set up a little Minimoon fund.

Just five pounds will buy Ellen a vegan croissant. (And not much else. It's France.)

Anyway if you give anything, thank you. If you don't - don't blame you, there's a pandemic on. (Why do you think we're asking for handouts?)