What's up, nerds?

We're getting married and we want help paying for a honeymoon. We appreciate any amount you can give. This will go towards funding a sweet suite on a big boat. We'll also buy alcohol with it and potentially excursions. This is a cultural experience. We're very sophisticated. Really, we're angling for enough to get a sun deck without kids on it. You can appreciate that, I'm sure.

We're so excited to celebrate and party down with yall. Please give us money.