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Help us afford our lifestyle!
Oops, apparently eloping and throwing a bunch of sailors a party to celebrate takes a chunk of our your racing kitty! Had we known, we would've just continued living in sin. Since we work for ourselves, it can be costly for us to take time off work to enjoy each others company (eh hem, sailing). So, instead of one big trip, we would like help covering the trips we already knew we were going to do before this love shit got in the way.
Don't worry, we'll afford ourselves a good ole fashioned honeymoon style get-a-way once we're too old or out of shape to do all this sailboat racing half of you don't really understand anyway. Basically our two addictions: each other and sailing have us practically pinching pennies and neither of us could live without either! It's like the couple's equivalent of spanging on the corner (which is what Jenn promised she would do to get the party she wanted).
So, throw us a dime, nickel, quarter, slap on the back. At the end of the day, we will make it all happen. But if you want to donate to the "Reducing the Monetary Things That Newlyweds of All Ages Stress About" Fund, we extend our sincerest gratitude.