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Will didn’t want a registry. Janet said, “It’s for the memories! If someone gets us dishes, you’ll think of them every time you use one.” Fair point. Hence, the registry of low-delta financial instruments. When the S&P’s down 20% and you're long puts—that’s a real gift.
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ESM5 JUNE 20-delta call options
These options offer a chance to buy S&P 500 E-mini futures, but given the delta, they’ll likely expire worthless
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20 Delta Call Options on TYM5
These options give you the chance to buy 10-Year Treasury Note futures, but with a 20 delta, they’re most likely to expire worthless.
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20 Delta Put Options on ESM5
These options let you sell S&P 500 E-mini futures at a set price. With a 20 delta, they’re most likely to expire worthless,
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10 delta OTM ARKK Calls
A chance to be part of the innovation economy—until theta decay kicks in.
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Jets to win 2026 Superbowl
Bet to for the NY Jets to win the 2026 Superbowl
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Warriors to Win 2025 NBA Championship
A wager on the Warriors to claim the 2025 title. While it’s a fun and hopeful bet, it’s most likely to end up worthless
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powerball ticket
This ticket gives a chance at winning millions, though the odds are slim
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Knicks to Win the NBA Championship
Hopeful, nostalgic, but almost certainly doomed.
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