We're Getting Married!
Welcome Family and Friends
Okay this whole thing is like a little crazy and I don't know what I'm doing, but this seems to make more sense (for thank you note reasons) than explaining my venmo handle.
Wishlist
Help us create our dream wedding and honeymoon experience with any amount of donation!
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Round-Trip Airfare
We've been from Tehachapi to Tonopah, but we're trying to get to Mexico?
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Resort Stay
Honeymoon Suite? We're both much more interested in staying in the C-Suites, but the board members keep firing us!
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Romantic Poolside Dinner
I'll have BBQ sauce on my bathing suit, Charlotte will be spotless, levitating, and HUNGRY!
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Snorkeling
Charlotte has always dreamed of punching anemones, but like, away from the beach
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Spa Day for Two!
Maybe Charlotte will let me join her! Maybe she'll go two days in a row alone!
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Swim with Dolphins
WE WILL avenge the Anemones!!!
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Horseback Riding
Recreating the conquistadores landing, but woke, by making all the other TOURISTS take the reverse Requerimiento
Gift Any Amount
Freakin' Thank You!
Honestly, thank you for even getting this far! With or without a gift, we're excited to be on this journey with you now, and we'll be thrilled wherever we end up!