Welcome Family and Friends
🎶✨We’re saying “I do” on Halloween under the mossy oaks of the Spirit of the Suwannee—surrounded by music, magic, and the people we love. Thank you for celebrating this next chapter with us.✨🌏
When
2025-10-31
Honeymoon
Japan
From neon nights in Tokyo to quiet temples in Kyoto, Japan is our dream quest. We’re trading a gift list for a quest log—ramen runs, sake tastings, and sunrise shrine visits. As foodies and explorers, we’re chasing side quests, hidden alleys, and memories. Your gift helps us make it all happen!
Wishlist
Help us create our dream wedding and honeymoon experience with any amount of donation!
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Soul Buyback Voucher
Signed without reading? Classic. This voucher triggers a conditional soul reassessment in 3–5 business eternities—pending misfiled paperwork, of course. Nonrefundable. Void in proximity to angels.
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Unholy Processing Fee
Covers the cost of processing, stamping, shredding, re-binding, and spiritually notarizing your irreversible decisions. Also funds Hell’s toner subscription.
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Soul Buyback Application Packet
Includes 12 forms, 3 affidavits, and one ceremonial denial letter. Delivered in the afterlife. Misfiling guaranteed. Your request will be reviewed in 3–6 eternities.
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Cold Storage of Eternal Divine Evidence
You admitted something too raw in the cuddle puddle. This donation pays for deep storage, memory fogging, and eternal plausible deniability. We won't forget. But we’ll chill about it.
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First-Level Vibe Infraction Fine
You’ve been cited for violation of Section 4(b): Chronic Vibe Distortion. Your aura’s under review. This donation does NOT guarantee clearance, but it may reduce your paperwork.
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Unauthorized Portal Creation Fee
Accidentally opened a hellgate in the portal-potty? Again? This donation offsets interdimensional cleanup and un-summoning costs.
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VIP Appeal Review (Expedited)
Skip the eternal backlog. Your soul gets reviewed in 4–6 business eternities instead of 10. Includes one unofficial sigh, minor paperwork reshuffling, and maybe a denial letter with decorative flames.
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Partial Soul Redemption Package
Feeling guilty about signing your soul away? Covers the long, bureaucratic process of karmic rehabilitation...or pretending you're sorry. Includes one delayed reply and zero promises.
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🛫 Main Quest: MCO → NRT
From Orlando to Tokyo—your gift helps unlocks the main quest. It covers our roundtrip flights and launches the adventure of a lifetime. 🛫💺🍱
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🏯 Home Base Across Japan
We’re spending two weeks exploring Japan—from neon nights to temple towns. Your gift helps us recharge in robot hotels, cat cafés, old-world inns, and places we’ll never forget.
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🚄 Train Travel: Tokyo → Kyoto → Osaka
From Tokyo to Kyoto to Osaka—your gift keeps us rail riding, exploring, and occasionally getting lost. 🚆✨
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🗺️ Pocket WiFi: Digital Compass
For alleyways with no names, trains that don’t go where we expected, and noodle shops we’ll never find again—your gift keeps us just connected enough to keep exploring across Japan. 🍜📶
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💺 Legroom for the Long Haul
A little more stretch = a lot less jetlag. Your gift helps us arrive in Tokyo well-rested, slightly less folded, and ready for the first side quest. 💺🛬🍱
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🔓 Kiki’s Locker Stop
A quick stash-and-go so we can wander the day away. Your gift gives us a place to tuck our bags while we explore Japan hands-free, ramen-ready and open to detours.
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📦 The Floating Suitcase
In Japan, travelers send their bags ahead with Takkyubin—peaceful, efficient, and a little bit magical. Your gift covers one of our luggage drops, letting us explore and travel by train hands-free.
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🧹 Kiki’s Hokkaido Drop
While we rail north, our bags “fly” ahead to Hokkaido for a soft, stress-free arrival.
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🧳 Howl’s Luggage Bundle
Your gift covers our entire suitcase journey—deliveries, locker days, and the airport send-off—providing full hands-free magic for the whole trip.
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🦊 Kitsune Encounter: Zao Fox Village
If you know Jacob, you know his fox energy is not a phase—this is the moment he meets 100+ of his fellow spirit animals. Your gift unlocks a once-in-a-lifetime day of fluffy mischief and kitsune magic
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🌬️ Spirited Away to Ghibli Park
Your gift helps us spend a day exploring Studio Ghibli Park—wandering forest trails, Mononoke Village, and trying every bizarrely cute eyeball float. 🌳👁️
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🐠 Art Aquarium: Goldfish & Glow
An immersive kaleidoscope of goldfish, lanterns, and light. Your gift helps us wander through living art—tanks glowing like stained glass, koi swirling under paper umbrellas, and neon dreams.
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🏰 Tokyo Disney Tickets + Treats + a Few Line Skips
We're hopping into Tokyo Disneyland and DisneySea for two days of magic—your gift helps cover admission, some must-try snacks, and a few fast passes to help us beat the lines & hit all the best rides
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🌸 Side Quest: Light, Water, Sake
This side quest drops us barefoot into glowing water rooms and infinite LED skies. Your gift helps us explore the immersive dream of teamLab Planets—ending with sake in a glowing orchid greenhouse.
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🎴 Wild Card: Choose Our Adventure!
Japan’s full of unexpected magic. This gift lets us follow a hidden path—whatever (or wherever) it may be. 🌸🎴✨
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🍱 Street Food & Snacks
From authentic onigiri and matcha soft serve to crispy takoyaki in Osaka, your gift will fuel our tastiest side quests—bento box in hand, ramen in heart, and zero regrets at midnight.
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🏮Traditional & Cultural Meals
Your gift helps us find Japan’s best local meals off the beaten path—slow, seasonal, and steeped in tradition. Think tofu in Kyoto, tatami-table kaiseki, and tea in tucked-away gardens.
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🥢A Taste of Luxury
Whether it’s sushi omakase in Tokyo or a candlelit ryōtei in Kyoto, your gift unlocks once-in-a-lifetime meals—artful, elegant, and full of sake-fueled “how is this real?” moments.
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🍶 Sake, Spirits & Storytelling
Whether it’s smoky whiskey from a mountain distillery or sake sipped under Kyoto lanterns, your gift helps us toast the journey in every region we roam. Kanpai! 🥃✨
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🍵 Matcha Moments & Teahouse Time
From Kyoto's ancient teahouses to frothy matcha floats in Tokyo, your gift brews calm and culture into our journey. 🍵🪷
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Gift Certificate ($50)
Tell us what you would do!
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Form 666-F: Festival Behavior Waiver
Covers minor hell-raising, glitter spills & public howling (excludes portapotty violations). Does not guarantee redemption, forgiveness, or expedited judgment. Results may vary by plane of existence.
Gift Any Amount
Contribute to Our Quest Log!
Help fuel the adventure—from ramen runs in Tokyo to tea ceremonies in Kyoto, your gift helps us live the story of a lifetime full of magic, mischief, and memories.
Say Hello
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Congratulations! We love you!
Michael & Sandra Thomas
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Dear Melissa and Jacob, Congratulations on your upcoming wedding! 🎉 Melissa, I admire you so much, both as a professional and as a person, and I truly wish you all the happiness in this new chapter of your life. May your marriage be filled with love, joy, and many wonderful moments together. Warm regards, Angela
Angela Leffers
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Congratulations friends! Enjoy your honeymoon!
Sarah Morris
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May your loving friendship always blossom anew!
Charles Carreon
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I hope your next chapter will be as magical as the last. I wish you two good fortune in the years to come.
Dominique Bell
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Congratulations you two! Love your honeymoon plans. Sooooo cute! OMG!
Scott Stanley
Contact Us
Contact Jacob & Melissa via email
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Live Oak, FL, US