We're Getting Married!
Honeymoon
Dublin, Ireland
Wishlist
Help us create our dream wedding and honeymoon experience with any amount of donation!
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Troll Bridge Riddle Toll
Your contribution pays our passage across the bridge, settles all outstanding troll-related debts, and gets us safely into Dublin with our limbs, luggage, and dignity mostly accounted for.
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Irish Road Width Miscalculation Fee
Your contribution goes toward the inevitable wee nick, scrape, ding, hedge encounter, or other evidence that our rental car bravely attempted to occupy the same physical space as an Irish road.
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Mushroom Circle Cover Charge
We’ve been advised that at some point in Ireland, we may encounter a suspiciously perfect circle of mushrooms. Your contribution covers admission to circle + 2 drinks.
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Medieval Lodging Miscalculation Fund
An ancient Irish castle sounded romantic. Then came the drafts, medieval plumbing, suspicious noises and a staircase built before ankles. This funds our retreat should the “charm” become too authentic
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Irish Weather Wardrobe Failure Fund
We packed for Ireland. Ireland laughed. This fund covers ponchos, dry socks, emergency sweaters, and replacement clothing when “a little drizzle” somehow attacks us sideways.
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Emergency Tea & Scone Resuscitation
Should excessive castles, cliffs, and cobblestones leave us unable to continue, administer tea and scones immediately. Jam and clotted cream may be required in severe cases.
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Local Old Man Gives Us Directions Fund
When Google Maps fails, we’ll ask a local. His directions will involve a ruined church, someone named Paddy, and “where the pub used to be.” This fund covers the gas we’ll burn finding out what any of
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Sheep Appeasement Offering
Ireland has more sheep than we have authority over them. Your gift funds a farm visit, animal encounter, or other opportunity to respectfully negotiate with the locals. We come bearing treats
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Ancient Ruin Trespassing—Sorry, Visiting—Fee
Ireland is full of ancient ruins, and apparently you’re supposed to use the entrance. Your gift covers legal fees related to belief that it'll "just take a second"
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Help us create our dream wedding and honeymoon experience with any amount of donation!